AW, SHUCKS..

Friday, October 3, 2008

The dude, again.

Okay, there has obviously been a misunderstanding in my previous post...

I didn't mean that we were gettin freekie in the car, I just said that guys taking their shirts off and going around in only their jeans is hot =D

And there's NOTHING wrong with guys sans their shirts...right??

Nothing wrong with that, so Kim (and Hsiennie), think back to goody goody Rachel again =D

0:-)

Hahhaha... And no, I don't strip in the car, Weng Hoe, thank you very much you wanko =P

Stripping in public is a no-no...

But... I've always wanted to play a stripper at a club for a night XD

You know, dancing, circling the shiny metal pole in the skimpy skirt and then taking it off to just the lacy bra and panties...

Where men shove hundred dollar bills into...

Lol okay that only works for male strippers but whatev... =D

But that'll just be for a night only.

And I'll wear those decorated masks so no one would know it's me. Mwahahahahah.....

Oh well...

Back to reality, there seriously is a sick dude in my neighbourhood.

A few months back I dedicated a post to this sick sick dude in my neighborhood who stole underwear.

I believe it's the same dude again.

The dude struck again.

Lol.

Yeah, so my mum took out the clothes to dry and then left it for awhile...

When she went back she noticed some of them missing and yeah la, how many sickos can one neighborhood be 'blessed' with?

So my mum got reallllllly ticked.

When she catches him, she's reallllllly gonna give him a sounding.

And trust me, when she sounds someone... Har-har-har.

The dude's balls would shrink back into his body.

The dude would lose his sex drive and interests for women and his weird fetish for underwear. Stealing underwear, to be exact.

The dude would probably turn gay.

The dude would... *gasp!* start stealing men's underwear instead!!

Heehee =P

posted by Rachel.ypy @ 5:58 PM

1 Comments:

At November 7, 2008 1:26 AM, MystiquE said…

ohyeah
i rmmber ur old post bt the nut..
very funny...